Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Batman Vs. Walmart

BATMAN VS  WALMART

BM - Quick Robin - I've just learned they are trying to put a new walmart on 47th and main! The small town character of the place will be lost forever and local businesses will go bust!

 Robin - Holi Price wars Batman what can we do? Isn't it just the logical extension of capitalism?

 BM - we are no pinkos Robin - we just want to believe Americans are willing to pay more to get similar products at a store that is owned by someone local and small scale, no matter what that person is like! To the Batcopter! They get in the batcopter and head to the local construction site for the Walmart

. BM - Now to fire my Bat-equalizer at that crane! A Bat blast fires and the crane topples over. 


Construction worker “curse you Batman!”