Monday, June 17, 2013

How to Plant Potato

Allot of people don't realize allot of classical music is supposed to be background music.

how to grow potato plants -

GO outside. Dream. Look up.  A lawyer appears in a jetsuit. He?She is enraged that you want to know.

Why do you want to plant potato?

Is it for the glory of the potato or your childish ego!!??

Re-evaluate your
life.

Consult the internet for advice on how to plant potato..

Friday, June 14, 2013

10 Ways to Be Unhappy

1. Insult and sever ties with the people you love and love being with. 2. Neuter yourself. 3. Eat something that tastes horrible. 4. Watch one episode of STar Trek the Next Generation repeatedly for three days straight. 5. Eat berries you find in the woods. 6. Run around on gravel barefoot. 7. Stop using autto-correct spllcheck. 8. fall under a mountain 9. Go to a different dimensional plane where you don't know anyone. 10. Put ice in your pants.