10 Ways to Be Unhappy

1. Insult and sever ties with the people you love and love being with. 2. Neuter yourself. 3. Eat something that tastes horrible. 4. Watch one episode of STar Trek the Next Generation repeatedly for three days straight. 5. Eat berries you find in the woods. 6. Run around on gravel barefoot. 7. Stop using autto-correct spllcheck. 8. fall under a mountain 9. Go to a different dimensional plane where you don't know anyone. 10. Put ice in your pants.