Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Batman Vs. Walmart

BATMAN VS  WALMART

BM - Quick Robin - I've just learned they are trying to put a new walmart on 47th and main! The small town character of the place will be lost forever and local businesses will go bust!

 Robin - Holi Price wars Batman what can we do? Isn't it just the logical extension of capitalism?

 BM - we are no pinkos Robin - we just want to believe Americans are willing to pay more to get similar products at a store that is owned by someone local and small scale, no matter what that person is like! To the Batcopter! They get in the batcopter and head to the local construction site for the Walmart

. BM - Now to fire my Bat-equalizer at that crane! A Bat blast fires and the crane topples over. 


Construction worker “curse you Batman!”

Monday, June 17, 2013

How to Plant Potato

Allot of people don't realize allot of classical music is supposed to be background music.

how to grow potato plants -

GO outside. Dream. Look up.  A lawyer appears in a jetsuit. He?She is enraged that you want to know.

Why do you want to plant potato?

Is it for the glory of the potato or your childish ego!!??

Re-evaluate your
life.

Consult the internet for advice on how to plant potato..

Friday, June 14, 2013

10 Ways to Be Unhappy

1. Insult and sever ties with the people you love and love being with. 2. Neuter yourself. 3. Eat something that tastes horrible. 4. Watch one episode of STar Trek the Next Generation repeatedly for three days straight. 5. Eat berries you find in the woods. 6. Run around on gravel barefoot. 7. Stop using autto-correct spllcheck. 8. fall under a mountain 9. Go to a different dimensional plane where you don't know anyone. 10. Put ice in your pants.